How old are you?
What color is your hair?
That really depends on the week/month/year. Generally I bounce around between red, blonde & technicolor.
What color are you eyes?
Brown. …because I’m fulla shit.
How much do you weigh?
Between 130 – 150 lbs (58 – 68 kils).
How tall are you?
5’6″ (167 cm) on a good day.
How long have you been making smut?
Officially? Since 2012. Unofficially, as long as I’ve existed on the internet as an adult so, 2008.
How big are you boobs?
This is sorta a useless question unless you’re buying someone a bra, but 34 D.
Are you boobs real?
They were real fuckin’ expensive.
Are you single?
Nope, haven’t been in a long, long time.
Do you do custom videos/photo sets?
I do! Send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org to send me your idea & get a price quote.
Do you do live shows?
Yep! I offer 1-on-1 Skype/Discord shows & I stream random, bi-weekly shows on fonda-dix.com & doing slutty things occasionally on StripChat.
When are you on cam?
How much is a private show?
$2 to $4 a minute, depending on what type of show you’d like.
Do you do IRL meetups?
What’s your favorite color?
Right now it’s purple or green. Like emerald green & toxic pastel purple.
What’s your favorite TV show?
Holy shit, there’s far too many to count. I absolutely love TV & movies! Some really obvious ones that come to mind are What We Do in the Shadows, South Park, One Punch Man, The Outer Limits, Babylon 5, any & all Star Trek, Bojack Horseman, Castle Rock, 90 Day Fiance, Moral Orel, Love, Death & Robots, Room 104, Disenchantment, Trailer Park Boys, Big Mouth, The Twilight Zone, F is for Family, Paranoia Agent, Ash Vs. The Evil Dead, Haunting of Hillhouse, Futurama, Burn Notice, Monster, The X-Files, Atlanta, Hannibal, Harlots, Killing Eve, Avenue 5 & Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell to name a few.
If it’s trashy, scary, rude or fun I’ll probably watch it & love it.
What’s your favorite movie?
Another question that’s almost impossible to full answer, ha! The same rules as tv tend to apply to my movie watching, but to give you an idea I’ll list off a few I really like. The Night of the Living Dead, Bride of Chucky, The Evil Dead, Snowpiercer, The Last Man on Earth, Reefer Madness, Omegaman, I am Legend, ANY Vincent Price/Edgar Allen Poe mashup, Silence of the Lambs, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Once and Future Queen, The Shining, Ghostbusters, District 9, 13 Ghosts (remake), Dawn of the Dead (remake), V/H/S 1 & 2 & any and all documentaries that are on dark, strange, space-based or true crime related people.
What’s your favorite video game?
Have you noticed a trend in all of these? I can never pick just one favorite. Life’s to short & the variety is too much to try. So like with the others, here’s a few examples: The Binding of Isaac, Animal Crossing (series), Silent Hill (series), Inside, Fable, Diablo III, Pokemon, Katamari Damacy, HuniePop, anything Super Mario or Mario Kart, Viva Pinata, Tiny Trains, Eternal Darkness, Resident Evil (series) and Plague Inc.
What’s your favorite type of music?
Everything. No, really. I have one song from every genre I’ve stumbled across so far, but a few of my favorites are The Toadies. Bloodhound Gang, Trixie Mattel, Get Set Go, Rex Orange County, Andrew W.K., Tool, Black Sabbath, Amy Winehouse, Willam, Cab Calloway, Alice in Chains, Dropkick Murphys, Mindless Self Indulgence, Janis Joplin, Jimmy Urine, Kid Cudi, Ghost and Buzzcocks.
I also love finding new covers of old songs I already love that don’t really sound like the song I know.
What’s your favorite animal?
Raccoons, sloths, opossums & anything with tentacles.